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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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