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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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