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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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