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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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