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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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