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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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