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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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