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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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