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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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