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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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