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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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