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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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