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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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