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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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