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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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