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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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