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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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