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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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