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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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