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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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