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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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