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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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