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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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