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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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