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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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