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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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