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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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