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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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