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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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