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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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