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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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