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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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