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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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