Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.