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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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