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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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