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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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