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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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