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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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