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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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