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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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