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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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