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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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