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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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