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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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