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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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