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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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