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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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