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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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