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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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