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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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