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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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